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This novelty candle brings festive cheer and questionable house rules together in one beautifully twisted package.\n\n8 oz | Soy wax blend\n\nBurn time: up to 50 hours\n\nScent: Cotton Blossom, grapefruit, and coconut\n\nClear gloss glass jar with gold brushed metal lid\n\nJar size: 3.5\" tall × 2.6\" wide\n\nHand-poured in the USA\n\nGreat for: funny birthday gifts, sarcastic self-care, edgy home decor\n\n","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47960189436118,"sku":"CA1021","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/1559\/6246\/files\/717b9f719c714afa2c11e0f164eecbed92b5663d82d09e7a960936db2f810c1a.jpg?v=1773957257"},{"product_id":"exhale-the-bullshit-santal-funny-candle","title":"Exhale the Bullshit Santal Funny Candle","description":"A boldly worded candle with a warm, grounding santal scent. Poured with a soy wax blend and designed to stand out on shelves, it's a go-to option for customers looking for humor with their self-care.\n\nScented with sultry, grounding santal, it smells like calm confidence with a side of “don’t test me.\"\n\n8 oz | Soy wax blend\n\nBurn time: up to 50 hours\n\nScent: Sandalwood, cardamom, cedar, clove, and lavender\n\nClear gloss glass jar with gold brushed metal lid\n\nJar size: 3.5\" tall × 2.6\" wide\n\nHand-poured in the USA\n\nGreat for: funny birthday gifts, sarcastic self-care, edgy home decor\n\nA bestseller for shops looking for funny candles, sassy gifts for women, or retail-ready products with personality.","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47960189501654,"sku":"CA1089","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/1559\/6246\/files\/3b7ebd8936fe2e668ace4066807194054cb5380eee2fe92d50ca4e450c51b44f.jpg?v=1773957262"},{"product_id":"dysfunctional-but-funny-candle","title":"Dysfunctional But Funny Candle","description":"Dysfunctional But Funny is a candle for the self-aware messes who cope with humor and questionable decisions. Equal parts chaotic and charming, it’s the perfect gift for friends, family, or anyone who thrives in the group chat roast. Ideal for shops that carry sarcastic gifts, sweary candles, and novelty items for customers who are not okay—but at least they’re hilarious.\n\n8 oz | Soy wax blend\n\nBurn time: up to 50 hours\n\nScent: Blood Orange\n\nClear gloss glass jar with gold brushed metal lid\n\nJar size: 3.5\" tall × 2.6\" wide\n\nHand-poured in the USA\n\nGreat for: funny birthday gifts, sarcastic self-care, edgy home decor\n\nA bestseller for shops looking for funny candles, sassy gifts for women, or retail-ready products with personality.\n","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47960189534422,"sku":"CA2040","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/1559\/6246\/files\/5c92084d49a1a4714b2f7b1fb2cdfda081713afa3e7c17301266d1adc0ab6e17.jpg?v=1773957265"},{"product_id":"my-last-fuck-funny-candle","title":"My Last Fuck Funny Candle","description":"Light it ceremoniously as you officially run out. This \"My Last Fuck\" funny candle is perfect for customers who've reached their absolute limit and want to commemorate the moment. Great for stress relief gifts, end-of-week rituals, or anyone who needs a humorous way to process life's overwhelming demands. This novelty candle captures that liberating feeling of being completely done with everything - because sometimes the best gag gift candles help us laugh at our own breaking points.\n\n8 oz | Soy wax blend\n\nBurn time: up to 50 hours\n\nScent: Coconut Lime Verbena\n\nClear gloss glass jar with gold brushed metal lid\n\nJar size: 3.5\" tall × 2.6\" wide\n\nHand-poured in the USA\n","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47960189599958,"sku":"CA2003","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/1559\/6246\/files\/fa9a016d901f9c2a9ef9c3744c15d5b1b146c8ed3eb81b3ba4128de185243b7b.jpg?v=1773957267"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/1559\/6246\/collections\/B624CE84-23A5-43F7-9757-F360B9D34976.jpg?v=1775519191","url":"https:\/\/girlgang.nyc\/collections\/candles.oembed","provider":"GG XOXO","version":"1.0","type":"link"}